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July 30th, 2008

That’s Not a Knife…

…That’s a Knife.

Thanks to Chris Kattan and his lack of shame.

July 30th, 2008

That’s Not a Knife…

…That’s a Knife.

Thanks to Mark Collins, who chopped off his grandmother’s head.

July 30th, 2008

That’s Not a Knife…

…That’s a Knife.

Thanks to Japan.

July 29th, 2008

That’s Not a Knife…

…That’s a Knife.

Thanks to Dan McIntyre, who enjoys torturing his dog.

July 29th, 2008

That’s Not a Knife…

…That’s a Knife.

Thanks to Jason Mack, the only third-grade teacher with a Prince Albert.