That’s Not a Knife…	…That’s a Knife.

Thanks to Chris Kattan and his lack of shame.

That’s Not a Knife…	…That’s a Knife.

Thanks to Mark Collins, who chopped off his grandmother’s head.

That’s Not a Knife…	…That’s a Knife.

Thanks to Japan.

That’s Not a Knife…	…That’s a Knife.

Thanks to Dan McIntyre, who enjoys torturing his dog.

That’s Not a Knife…	…That’s a Knife.

Thanks to Jason Mack, the only third-grade teacher with a Prince Albert.